Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bored & Stolen

ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car): Skyler Honda

GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite kind of shoe): Vanilla Vans

HIPPY NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, favorite tree): Soup Willow

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): Elizabeth Norwalk

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Bar Li

SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Chocolate Milk

NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers): Craig Elizabeth

STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Light Blue Recees Cups

TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 4th grade teacher’s last name, a city that starts with the same letter): Russell Richmond

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring Tiger Lilly 

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Banana Naked

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1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Afternoon

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Tha Left

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No.


5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
Probably the right. 


6. Candles or incense?
I LOVE CANDLES.

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
Yup

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
LOL yeaaaaaah 

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
Stove Top Cooking.

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
Car

11. Shower or bath?
Shower. 

12. Do you pee in the shower?
All the time. 

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
Mexican

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
.. passive! NOT.

15. Do you own sex toys?
:) uh huh

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
Corn dogs.

17. Your favorite restaurant?
CHEESEEEEEE CAKEEEEEEEE FACTORYYYYYY

18. What did you have for lunch today?
Mcdonaldz

19. When did you last fall down?
Today

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
:)

21. Love or money?
Love AND money. 

22. Credit cards or cash?
Cash

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
No I have a small fam. 

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
OrEoSsSssssssss

25. How do you like your steak cooked?
Extra Done

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
Scrambled with cheesey cheese on them

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
No

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Five Star Hotel

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
Minor Surgery.

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No. If the money was right I would. 

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
Lice because you can get rid of it.. duuuuhhh.. 

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
I do not have a fav. hard candy. 

33. Ever been to a strip club?
No. I wanna go though.

34. Ever been to a bar?
No

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

38. Had sex in the car?

No but I really want to.

39. Had sex at the beach?
No.

40. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
Not yet...

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Duh.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

44. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
LOL

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Today I learned that T is not my lord and master but his COCK is.